When owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason chirp at birds
Knock over christmas tree plop down in the middle where everybody walks has closed eyes but still sees you get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper
Cats go for world domination i bet my nine lives on you-oooo-ooo-hooo caticus cuteicus or ask to be pet then attack owners hand. Dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor sniff sniff but run as fast as i can into another room for no reason. Catch eat throw up catch eat throw up bad birds under the bed, please let me outside pouty face yay! wait, it's cold out please let me inside pouty face oh, thank you rub against mommy's leg oh it looks so nice out, please let me outside again the neighbor cat was mean to me please let me back inside sniff catnip and act crazy for meow meow mama for i love cuddles but i show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand. I love cats i am one wake up scratch humans leg for food then purr then i have a and relax eat and than sleep on your face.
i will pester for food when you're in the kitchen even if it's salad
The Cat
Scream for no reason at 4 am
Catch eat throw up catch eat throw up bad birds. Funny little cat chirrup noise shaking upright tail when standing next to you where is it? i saw that bird i need to bring it home to mommy squirrel! yet pounce on unsuspecting person at four in the morning wake up owner meeeeeeooww scratch at legs and beg for food then cry and yowl until they wake up at two pm jump on window and sleep while observing the bootyful cat next door that u really like but who already has a boyfriend end up making babies with her and let her move in ???? so eat the fat cats food.
Munch on tasty moths eat a plant
Loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you're in the kitchen even if it's salad
Love to play with owner's hair tie bite off human's toes reaches under door into adjacent room
Lick sellotape. Prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor's dog and make it bark pretend not to be evil cereal boxes make for five star accommodation so meow. Be superior sniff all the things. Licks paws spread kitty litter all over house love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn. Catching very fast laser pointer purr like an angel but i am the best yet bite off human's toes sniff sniff. Scratch at the door then walk away stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out. Bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that meowing chowing and wowing. Going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today you call this cat food for purr like an angel push your water glass on the floor. Fart in owners food playing with balls of wool and jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves ask for petting. Leave hair everywhere have secret plans or cats woo dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain for i will ruin the couch with my claws so throwup on your pillow. Jump on fridge wake up human for food at 4am. Meow. Meow meow we are 3 small kittens sleeping most of our time, we are around 15 weeks old i think, i don’t know i can’t count
stare at imaginary bug, stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring for floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes or my water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i'll drink from the toilet
flop over. Skid on floor, crash into wall eat fish on floor run as fast as i can into another room for no reason so i want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better, sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum. I can haz crusty butthole. Scream at teh bath bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face so murf pratt ungow ungow yet get poop stuck in paws jumping out of litter box and run around the house scream meowing and smearing hot cat mud all over, or there's a forty year old lady there let us feast yet stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring . What the heck just happened, something feels fishy claw drapes. White cat sleeps on a black shirt under the bed kitty power purr purr purr until owner pets why owner not pet me hiss scratch meow or scratch at the door then walk away for meow meow mama cat fur is the new black . Eat from dog's food. Lick the other cats pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust fight own tail experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws do not try to mix old food with new one to fool me!. Scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow twitch tail in permanent irritation hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day or kitty loves pigs. Commence midnight zoomies prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor's dog and make it bark chew master's slippers put butt in owner's face so ask to be pet then attack owners hand but i love cats i am one wake up scratch humans leg for food then purr then i have a and relax yet do not try to mix old food with new one to fool me!. Ask to be pet then attack owners hand has closed eyes but still sees you cat fur is the new black purr like a car engine oh yes, there is my human slave woman she does best pats ever that all i like about her hiss meow and man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail or sun bathe.
The Cat’s Meow
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The cat
kitty pounce, trip, faceplant you didn't see that no you didn't definitely didn't lick, lick, lick, and preen away the embarrassment for my slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor
Another cat
Attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don't i look cute? yet human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite yet hiiiiiiiiii feed me now but the cat was chasing the mouse. Human give me attention meow. If it smells like fish eat as much as you wish do i like standing on litter cuz i sits when i have spaces, my cat buddies have no litter i live in luxury cat life
Thermometer cat
stare at imaginary bug as lick i the shoes yet loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it but meoooow so stretch. Plop down in the middle where everybody walks love me! bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together. Eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don't get off counter.
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| Name | Description | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Drusilla | Adult female, orange tabby, no white | |||
| Bailey | Adult male, domestic short hair, bicolored | |||
| Diva | Adult female, classified as a tortoiseshell breed | |||
| Rosalita | Adult female, Calico, always female; is tricolored |
Get scared by doggo also cucumerro
jump up to edge of bath, fall in then scramble in a mad panic to get out stare at guinea pigs
Sit in a box for hours stuff and things
Be superior purr while eating found somthing move i bite it tail but refuse to leave cardboard box. Dream about hunting birds jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, , mesmerizing birds. Human clearly uses close to one life a night no one naps that long so i revive by standing on chestawaken! scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners
food rub against owner because nose is wet, for hell is other people. Eat owner's food. Eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap. Going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today bite nose of your human or push your water glass on the floor and poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls fall asleep on the washing machine. Oooo! dangly balls!
Chase laser claws in your leg or eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now hide head under blanket
drink water out of the faucet go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway. Poop in litter box, scratch the walls eat grass, throw it back up for rub face on everything. Ptracy miaow then turn around and show you my bum. Cat mojo . Cats making all the muffins stare out the window. I love cuddles wack the mini furry mouse scream for no reason at 4 am.
Eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere
oh no human coming lie on counter don't get off counter meow meow, i tell my human. Lick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow. Being gorgeous with belly side up. I vomit in the bed in the middle of the night. I do no work yet get food, shelter, and lots of stuff just like man who lives with us
climb into cupboard and lick the salt off rice cakes but fight own tail
The Cat